"I don't know what he is doing, but he certainly isn't very good at it." - Anyone who sees me running around the park with my hurley
"Is that facial hair?" - Anyone who actually notices that I havent shaved for a week or so
"I'm sorry, I was temporarily blinded by a glint off your rapidly increasing forehead." - Thats a bit mean
"I'm sorry I think I just dozed off. You were saying something about travelling..." - That is pretty well justified
"Are you drunk?" - Anyone at any time
"Oh, so you are moving to Newcastle. We will have to come and visit...... Note to self: Never go to Newcastle." - Thats a bit mean too
"No." - Madonna
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What am I saying no to!!Or are you doing something that i should say no to! I leave you alone for a few days and look what you get up to!!
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